Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Hump-day

Wednesday is a magic day. That sounds a little "my little pony" for my tastes but in all seriousness, Wednesday has become quite an important day in my and K-town's life in recent years. Come to think of it, Wednesday has been important since my adolescence (whether or not that period has officially come to a close is still up for debate) what with Wednesday Night Shaper-Shop and all. Lifelong friendships were forged, who "I" would settle-out to be was brought into a little bit sharper focus, and its when (or how I suppose) K-town and I met in a round about sort of way. More significant actually is how we avoided meeting on Wednesdays until the time was right, but all the same Wednesdays played an important roll. Fortunately, that is all the subject of some future as yet unwritten blog post. Anyway, Wednesday took a hiatus from the spotlight during my college years since every day was pretty much a "Wednesday" when I was in college. Not to use a cliche (I'm going to anyway.), but Monday sucks for reasons that are painfully obvious to everyone. Tuesday is about the most meh-tacular day I can think of (seriously, does anything fun or exciting ever happen on Tuesday, there isn't even anything good on TV on Tuesdays). Sure, "thirsty Thursdays" is held in regard by some, Friday is fun too (but its easy to be fun if you're Friday, you're Friidaay- you ain't got no job and you ain't got isht to do), and Saturday and Sunday have there own special place of significance as weekend days (Honestly, is it really that hard to be liked when you're a weekend day? I think not.) All those days are fine and have there own little places of significance within the week (except for Tuesday, Tuesday is pointless, you could shut your eyes, turn your brain off, and walk around like a zombie on Tuesday and most likely no one would notice. In fact, think back, can you remember anything even remotely significant about Tuesday?)

Now Wednesday, Wednesday is where its at.

Stuck in the middle, Wednesday signifies the start of the downhill slope to the weekend. You've crested the peak, the significant work is in the books its all downhill from here. If you're like my father, flush with 180 or some other equally ridiculous number of vacation days, you've only got one more day left to the week before your never ending slew of three day weekends continues with the onset of yet another three day weekend. Just as the excitement from the passed weekend's activities begins to fade the light at the end of the week-long tunnel starts to shine bright with the prospect of the weekend's coming frivolity (That was a fancy sentence. My apologies. I'll do my best to tone it down from here on out). For K-town and I, Wednesday is team ride night. Wednesday Worlds is another overused cycling cliche, but despite their overuse and filmy taste cliches have at least a partial truth at their core, and so it is with the Wednesday Night Ride - Wednesday Worlds. I believe there is a universal reason for that, the local cycling community (at least our local cycling community) takes a collective mid-week sigh of relief, forgets that tomorrow is Thursday, and pretends for a night that Wednesday is the only day. Its a night of friends, fun, and fast riding. A night to test one's legs and make a bid to shake up the group "pecking order". A night to ride one's teammates and oneself into pulp. A night where nothing is at stake. A night to share a brew or two, talk bikes, and laugh with friends. Today is Wednesday, get out and enjoy it.

Ronaldo

Monday, September 13, 2010

Fall

Weird as it may be, given that it was ninety degrees three days last week, Fall is officially here. I'm acutely aware of this because K-town, Campbell and I rode French Creek yesterday and the old growth forest there has experienced its first official leaf-drop. I'm no forest ecologist, but it seems to me that the leaves are dropping particularly early this year. Maybe it has something to do with the extremely dry weather we've had this summer. I don't know. Anyway we were there two weeks ago to the day and summer was at its peak. Lush, green, and dry as a bone. The soil was actually crunchy. It was ripping fast then, yesterday it was more or less sketch-tacular. Dusky due to the overcast skies, greasy and slick from the morning's rain fall, and it had that sickly sweet smell of decay that is the hallmark of fall in the woods. I've always thought that if you're going to ride French Creek wet, even though this is frowned upon by the trail maintainers, its better to ride it when its actually raining. Much like a road surface, the falling water washes away the grease. If you ride there within 12 hours after a rain fall or when its misting, like yesterday, its slick and super sketchy. Fun though.

Other evidence from the weekend that fall has, well, fallen was the first cross race of the 2010 season - Nittany Cross. We'll call this my first official cross race. Technically I participated in two cross races last year on a mountain bike that I converted to a "monster" crosser. Those races were fun, but while in theory and execution the monster cross bike was awesome, it proved to have no practical application whatsoever. It was heavy, slow, under-geared, and awkwardly fitted. Those two 2009 races were fun though so I purposed to try and put a "season" together (maybe seven races) in 2010 on an actual cross bike. When Nittany Cross was first posted on BikeReg I hadn't even ordered by cross bike yet. It showed up at my house the day the Nittany Cross BikeReg online registration closed, so I was almost the last one to sign up. In fact, out of 102 racers, given bib numbers 300-402, I got bib number 397. Yup, that's right, with no call-up, no previous cross experience or points, I lined up in what would become pretty much the back row at the start. My pre-race preparation was not what I would have liked it to be either . I built my cross bike two days prior to the race, rode it one time for 10 miles, and though I brought my road bike, stationary trainer, and a geared mountain bike as a pit bike fully expecting to sit on the trainer for an hour prior to the start like the cross-guys do, with all of my isht worked out, we didn't get to the race venue until 11:30AM. My race started at 12:00PM. Google maps took us to Trexlertown by way of Reading via Route 222 and we got lost. In the 15 years that I've been driving I don't think I've ever driven route 222 when construction was not going on. We pulled up in a frenzy, I chamoised up, registered, road around for five minutes and then seeing that the "corral" was filling up, lined up at the back given my 397 bib number. Needless to say not what I had planned.

A couple of other observations about my first cross race:

  • Your fate seems to be more or less sealed right from the start - with a field that big on a twisting race course so small, a big portion of the race boils down to the start. In fact, I've bested the guy that won the B race several times on a mountain bike, but I couldn't even get a chance to hang and bang starting in the last row behind a slew of what would eventually become "pack fodder".
  • Cross guys must mostly be roadies because they can't turn on the dirt at all. Seriously, from what I've seen, they suck at turning and at bike handling in general. They've got to be the worst bike handlers ever. People were falling everywhere and the ground was bone dry. I can't imagine what a fiasco it would have been had the grass/ground been wet or even dewy. It would have been pandemonium, shaved legs flailing about and torn skin-suits everywhere.
  • From what I can see, cross has none of the respectful camaraderie, friendly competition, or "blue-collar" joviality that mountain biking offers. I've heard a lot about the cross "community", but aside from those crossers that I already know from the mountain biking scene, everyone I had dealings with at the raced struck me as uppity, 20 or 30 something, yuppie, hipster, douche-bags. I wasn't really surprised by this as riders from the cross-community have always struck me as being the "cool-kids" of cycling.

All that said, I can't wait to race again. I just need to get a pair of skinny jeans, dark rimmed glasses, some ink, a flannel shirt, and an air of smug self-importance before my next race.

I guess I did alright finishing 23rd out of 102 considering I started somewhere around 90th and fought through and around traffic the entire race. Hopefully I'll get a call-up at Granogue.

Doubtful,

Ronaldo

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Winter Doldrums Jeopardy

And the answer is:

Soul destroying and pathetic.

And the question:

What is riding a plastic and glue bike on a stationary trainer at 6:00AM on some random Tuesday morning?

(Carbon has no soul and stationary trainers are for hamsters.)