Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Hump-day

Wednesday is a magic day. That sounds a little "my little pony" for my tastes but in all seriousness, Wednesday has become quite an important day in my and K-town's life in recent years. Come to think of it, Wednesday has been important since my adolescence (whether or not that period has officially come to a close is still up for debate) what with Wednesday Night Shaper-Shop and all. Lifelong friendships were forged, who "I" would settle-out to be was brought into a little bit sharper focus, and its when (or how I suppose) K-town and I met in a round about sort of way. More significant actually is how we avoided meeting on Wednesdays until the time was right, but all the same Wednesdays played an important roll. Fortunately, that is all the subject of some future as yet unwritten blog post. Anyway, Wednesday took a hiatus from the spotlight during my college years since every day was pretty much a "Wednesday" when I was in college. Not to use a cliche (I'm going to anyway.), but Monday sucks for reasons that are painfully obvious to everyone. Tuesday is about the most meh-tacular day I can think of (seriously, does anything fun or exciting ever happen on Tuesday, there isn't even anything good on TV on Tuesdays). Sure, "thirsty Thursdays" is held in regard by some, Friday is fun too (but its easy to be fun if you're Friday, you're Friidaay- you ain't got no job and you ain't got isht to do), and Saturday and Sunday have there own special place of significance as weekend days (Honestly, is it really that hard to be liked when you're a weekend day? I think not.) All those days are fine and have there own little places of significance within the week (except for Tuesday, Tuesday is pointless, you could shut your eyes, turn your brain off, and walk around like a zombie on Tuesday and most likely no one would notice. In fact, think back, can you remember anything even remotely significant about Tuesday?)

Now Wednesday, Wednesday is where its at.

Stuck in the middle, Wednesday signifies the start of the downhill slope to the weekend. You've crested the peak, the significant work is in the books its all downhill from here. If you're like my father, flush with 180 or some other equally ridiculous number of vacation days, you've only got one more day left to the week before your never ending slew of three day weekends continues with the onset of yet another three day weekend. Just as the excitement from the passed weekend's activities begins to fade the light at the end of the week-long tunnel starts to shine bright with the prospect of the weekend's coming frivolity (That was a fancy sentence. My apologies. I'll do my best to tone it down from here on out). For K-town and I, Wednesday is team ride night. Wednesday Worlds is another overused cycling cliche, but despite their overuse and filmy taste cliches have at least a partial truth at their core, and so it is with the Wednesday Night Ride - Wednesday Worlds. I believe there is a universal reason for that, the local cycling community (at least our local cycling community) takes a collective mid-week sigh of relief, forgets that tomorrow is Thursday, and pretends for a night that Wednesday is the only day. Its a night of friends, fun, and fast riding. A night to test one's legs and make a bid to shake up the group "pecking order". A night to ride one's teammates and oneself into pulp. A night where nothing is at stake. A night to share a brew or two, talk bikes, and laugh with friends. Today is Wednesday, get out and enjoy it.

Ronaldo

Monday, September 13, 2010

Fall

Weird as it may be, given that it was ninety degrees three days last week, Fall is officially here. I'm acutely aware of this because K-town, Campbell and I rode French Creek yesterday and the old growth forest there has experienced its first official leaf-drop. I'm no forest ecologist, but it seems to me that the leaves are dropping particularly early this year. Maybe it has something to do with the extremely dry weather we've had this summer. I don't know. Anyway we were there two weeks ago to the day and summer was at its peak. Lush, green, and dry as a bone. The soil was actually crunchy. It was ripping fast then, yesterday it was more or less sketch-tacular. Dusky due to the overcast skies, greasy and slick from the morning's rain fall, and it had that sickly sweet smell of decay that is the hallmark of fall in the woods. I've always thought that if you're going to ride French Creek wet, even though this is frowned upon by the trail maintainers, its better to ride it when its actually raining. Much like a road surface, the falling water washes away the grease. If you ride there within 12 hours after a rain fall or when its misting, like yesterday, its slick and super sketchy. Fun though.

Other evidence from the weekend that fall has, well, fallen was the first cross race of the 2010 season - Nittany Cross. We'll call this my first official cross race. Technically I participated in two cross races last year on a mountain bike that I converted to a "monster" crosser. Those races were fun, but while in theory and execution the monster cross bike was awesome, it proved to have no practical application whatsoever. It was heavy, slow, under-geared, and awkwardly fitted. Those two 2009 races were fun though so I purposed to try and put a "season" together (maybe seven races) in 2010 on an actual cross bike. When Nittany Cross was first posted on BikeReg I hadn't even ordered by cross bike yet. It showed up at my house the day the Nittany Cross BikeReg online registration closed, so I was almost the last one to sign up. In fact, out of 102 racers, given bib numbers 300-402, I got bib number 397. Yup, that's right, with no call-up, no previous cross experience or points, I lined up in what would become pretty much the back row at the start. My pre-race preparation was not what I would have liked it to be either . I built my cross bike two days prior to the race, rode it one time for 10 miles, and though I brought my road bike, stationary trainer, and a geared mountain bike as a pit bike fully expecting to sit on the trainer for an hour prior to the start like the cross-guys do, with all of my isht worked out, we didn't get to the race venue until 11:30AM. My race started at 12:00PM. Google maps took us to Trexlertown by way of Reading via Route 222 and we got lost. In the 15 years that I've been driving I don't think I've ever driven route 222 when construction was not going on. We pulled up in a frenzy, I chamoised up, registered, road around for five minutes and then seeing that the "corral" was filling up, lined up at the back given my 397 bib number. Needless to say not what I had planned.

A couple of other observations about my first cross race:

  • Your fate seems to be more or less sealed right from the start - with a field that big on a twisting race course so small, a big portion of the race boils down to the start. In fact, I've bested the guy that won the B race several times on a mountain bike, but I couldn't even get a chance to hang and bang starting in the last row behind a slew of what would eventually become "pack fodder".
  • Cross guys must mostly be roadies because they can't turn on the dirt at all. Seriously, from what I've seen, they suck at turning and at bike handling in general. They've got to be the worst bike handlers ever. People were falling everywhere and the ground was bone dry. I can't imagine what a fiasco it would have been had the grass/ground been wet or even dewy. It would have been pandemonium, shaved legs flailing about and torn skin-suits everywhere.
  • From what I can see, cross has none of the respectful camaraderie, friendly competition, or "blue-collar" joviality that mountain biking offers. I've heard a lot about the cross "community", but aside from those crossers that I already know from the mountain biking scene, everyone I had dealings with at the raced struck me as uppity, 20 or 30 something, yuppie, hipster, douche-bags. I wasn't really surprised by this as riders from the cross-community have always struck me as being the "cool-kids" of cycling.

All that said, I can't wait to race again. I just need to get a pair of skinny jeans, dark rimmed glasses, some ink, a flannel shirt, and an air of smug self-importance before my next race.

I guess I did alright finishing 23rd out of 102 considering I started somewhere around 90th and fought through and around traffic the entire race. Hopefully I'll get a call-up at Granogue.

Doubtful,

Ronaldo

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Winter Doldrums Jeopardy

And the answer is:

Soul destroying and pathetic.

And the question:

What is riding a plastic and glue bike on a stationary trainer at 6:00AM on some random Tuesday morning?

(Carbon has no soul and stationary trainers are for hamsters.)

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Toasty...

There's really no other way to put it...

I'm totally burned-out...

My legs feel like drift wood...

I'm having muscle pain that has nothing to do with a hard workout, its strain, it feels twingy like a pin prick or a sharp itch that you can't scratch...

I just want to ride my bike for fun, and sometimes I don't want to ride it at all (gasp!)...

In light of my charred countenance I've not so secretly decided to forgo racing Bear Creek (WTF!?!)...

I'm not totally disappointed with that decision either, as I was pretty burnt last year too, raced anyway, and didn't really have that much fun...and almost lost the series...

I'm going to ride less, climb more, and try to remember that blissful time last winter when I liked riding my bike...

...until December 1, then it begins...it has yet to be defined exactly, but it will be something...

I better hurry up and recover.

-Ronaldo





Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Impatient Motorists of the Greater Kimberton/Poenixville Area That Have Ears to Hear Let them Hear

Hark! Ye angry wielders of cell phones, I am but a humble road cyclist. And although we together are nothing but fore sworn arch enemies battling over the right most two feet of the limited and most covetous asphalt of our fair local roadways, I implore you...

No matter where you are headed nor what persona of impatience you assume when behind the wheel, regardless of your destination or the time in which you have to get there, nothing is more important than my life, health, and well being. I realize that the 10 extra seconds it takes you to reach the next stop sign and/or traffic light is almost too excruciatingly painful for you and your, what would have to be severely atrophied brain, to tolerate; but stop for a second and weigh the freaking alternatives. What is more important, getting to the next mandated stopping point during your trek to nowhere 10 seconds sooner, or allowing a fellow human being to retain his life and enjoy his health? Get some freaking perspective.

As a cyclist, I have the right of way. I know, I know its a harsh reality, but its true nonetheless. There's a reason for that too, its because I'm more vulnerable than you and your 5,000 lb car, moron. I know we live in a world of cretinous ignorance, where instant gratification and "your way right now" principles rule the day, but use your head. The next white-trash hill-billy pulling a wooden trailer with a rust-bucket pick-up that runs me off the road, or toothless dirty-hippie that screams expletives at me from behind the wheel of her gas guzzling SUV is going to get a windshield full of whatever debris I can find on the side of the road at the next mandated stopping point they're in such a rush to get to.

People suck,

Angry Ron


Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Michaux...

Sunday started bright and early at 5:00AM (Campbell, next time the Sport race is scheduled before the Expert/Elite race at a venue that is 3 hours away, you're on your own). Kathleen, our weekend house guest Campbell, and I woke up extra early on Sunday , piled into the weekend mobile and headed as far west as I've been in a while to race the fifth race in the MASS series, the Long Pine Classic at Michaux. Geography note: Michaux is west of Gettysburg, just sayin... The Long Pine Classic was sponsored by Fast Forward Racing, a junior development team, in the hopes of raising enough cash to send the team to Colorado for the Junior National Championships. Read this next sentence imagining that I'm not typing it with any malice, anger, or ill will. If Fast Forward Racing needs to raise funds for next year's junior development team, I will gladly pay them twice the entry fee for Kathleen and I for the next five years if they'll agree to not have this race ever again. Needless to say, I did not enjoy myself. Its not entirely the race promoters fault though, I had a bad day (my worst yet actually), and I was riding a new bike (an aluminum bike which was a rather harsh and bumpy reminder of why I've ridden steel bikes most of my mountain biking years). It wasn't a total loss. It was a beautiful day, Kathleen won the Elite women's class yet again (she's building herself a nice little racing nest egg this summer), Campbell also saw his first win in the Sport Senior II category, and though I "gave up the ghost" ~6 miles into the 23 miles course I managed to pull off a distant 3rd (very distant - first and second took me for 10 minutes). We also enjoyed a nice lunch at an Irish pub in Gettysburg where Kathleen and the waitress treated Campbell and I to a 10 minute dissertation on the upkeep and pitfalls of maintaining curly hair. Now we know and knowings half the battle...looking forward to Fair Hill this weekend.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Centrifuge of Fun...Riding in Circles in Marysville, PA

Kathleen and I traveled up to Marysvill, PA this past weekend with the team for the second time this season to participate in visitpa.com's Mid-Atlantic Super Series Mountain Bike Festival Weekend. The event is put on by Mike Kuhn and the fast boys of the visitpa.com team. We weren't originally planning on going. We're focused more on the cross-country events this season and as an endurance event we didn't have this on the "calendar", but the Neshaminy XC race was cancelled on account rain, so we decided to give it a shot. I'm glad we did. I want to thank Mike Kuhn, his wife (who has to be the most patient and accomodating soul), his inlaws the Oesterling's (probably where Mike's wife gets her patience and accomodatingness from), and the visitpa.com team for organizing; letting everyone camp, race, and live on their property; and helping organize while simultaneously giving us regular guys something to shoot for, respectively.

The event consisted of a night time trial (solo or team), an endurance event (9-hour solor or 12-hour team), and a short track race. All of which were a lot of fun. Kathleen and I decided to sign up as a team under the Dos Coed category. There were only two other teams singed up as Dos Coed but we figured it would be fun anyway. Packing the car was interesting, but we got it all to fit. We headed up in the early afternoon Friday set up camp in TLR's tent city, got our pit set-up for the next's days endurance event and kitted-up for the night tim trial. As a Dos Coed team we had to ride together as the last finisher's time counted. I was a little nervous about his event, the 6.5 mile loop was ridden with log-overs, low-hanging branches, and was very tight and twisty; I was worried about Kathleen going too fast trying to keep up and getting injured on one of the obstacles. I worried for nothing, she did great. I rode ahead and called out obstacles and encouragement as best I could and she did everything she could to stay on my wheel. We rode the fastest Dos Coed time even with me flatting twice and her falling once, and Kathleen's time (although not scored that way) was the fastest women's time.

The endurance event started at 9:00AM solo riders would ride for 9 hours, relays for 12. It was a Le Mans start so I chivalrously volunteered Kathleen to lead-off. I have enough trouble not rolling my ankle in running shoes. If I had lead off our 12-hour relay could have been over in the first five minutes. Our decision turned out alright. The other Dos Coed teams did the same thing so that the evenly matched members were riding together each time. The loop consisted of an 8-mile backwards hybrid of the night time trial loop. We began by each turning in single laps for the first three laps. Then Kathleen tired so I turned in two doubles, after which I was almost completely cooked, so Kathleen stepped it up and a double of her own. I did the final lap by headlamp in the dark. I wasn't sure what to expect from the relay and had no notions of how we would finish, but it was a lot of fun. We batteld with the single-speed boys from Beans Bike Shop, the fast chicks from Human Zoom Pabst Blue Ribbon and Judd and Melanie from Gripped Racing. We turned in 13 laps total in just over 12-hours which was good enough for teh Dos Coed win, and third overall with only to Dos Men teams of visitpa.com guys in front of us. We were really shocked about the third overall as neither of us checked the results board all day. Kathleen has been in the money a couple of times this season already, it was cool to be there with her this time.

Start

Campbell, Kathleen, and Bill prior to the start

Some more of the TLR crew at the start

Waiting for the awards

Dos Coed podium (the other couple is Judd Milne and Melanie Swartz from Gripped Racing)




I've never done a short track race, but have always been curious. Bill Showers describes them as fast...and painful. They're basically an anaerobic nightmare you can't wake up from for 30 minutes. The race consisted of a 1-mile fast and flat loop, 30-minutes on the clock, do as many loops as you can. I loved it. It was like being on the track in highschool running the 800 meters again. I got spanked to seventh place by the Expert A guys, but finished at the front of the Expert B guys. Still had a blast though. Fast and short is not Kathleen's cup-o-tea so to speak but she held in there and finished the race third...out of three...


Waiting for the short track start

Still waiting

Slippery gravel corner

Lean

All in all the weekend was awesome fun. Hanging with the team, meeting new people, suffering with the other racers and just riding along.
Can't wait until next year.

Ron